Super Cowboy Rides by Daris Howard
Author:Daris Howard [Daris Howard]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Publishing Inspiration via Indie Author Project
Published: 2016-05-12T06:00:00+00:00
âBut it was my Twinkie,â Buster complained. âI just brought it for her.â
âNo problem,â Frank said. âTwinkies make you fat, and the witch loves
fat boys.â
Buster whimpered. âWeâll give you one more chance,â Frank said, âbut
you need to do better next week.â
They let Buster go. Next, it was Butchâs turn. âWell?â Frank asked.
Butch, the always Mr. Smart, had cut open the Ding-Dongs and eaten out the
cream filling. His bag contained only the outer cake part.
âWhat did you do to my... I mean, the witchâs Ding-Dong?â Frank
demanded.
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âI ate the cream filling,â Butch said.
âI can see you ate the cream filling!â Frank exclaimed. âWhat I want to
know is why!â
âWell, I thought a witch probably wouldnât like the cream filling,â Butch
said.
âWell, you thought wrong!â Frank hollered.
I looked over at Butch and could see the whole front of his pants was
almost instantly yellow.
âWe better hang onto him for a minute while we decide what to do,â
Frank growled.
I was brought up next. Frank looked me over. âI hope you can do better
than the other two.â
I pulled the bag of cookie crumbs from my pocket.
Frank was skeptical âBut itâs just crumbs.â
âI took out the raisins,â I told him.
Frank scowled. âYou took out the raisins and brought us a bunch of
crumbs? That will impress the witch.â
âBut I also brought some homemade bread,â I quickly added.
Frank nodded. âHomemade bread would be good.â
I pulled the bread out of my pocket, but to my horror it was smashed flat.
In the unfortunate crushing I had received on the church pew, when I got steam rolled by Mrs. Giant Woman, it had been mashed into a doughy ball, and it looked terrible.
âThis is the best you can do?â Frank asked.
âI had to give up part of my dinner for this,â I replied.
âOh, our hearts are bleeding for you,â Frank scoffed.
âWell, Iâm not afraid of any old witch,â I answered bravely, âand I think
youâre just a big jerk.â
Frankâs face flushed red. âOh, yeah? Well, then, you can be the first to
meet the witch. Bring him forward!â
As the boy holding me brought me toward the door, I slammed my foot
down hard on his and, with all of my strength, I kicked him in the shin. His grip loosened just enough so that I could jerk free. I took off as fast as I could run, and I heard Frank yell, âGet him!â
I figured that if I could just get to the front of the church, I could probably get in among the grownups and be safe. But just as I came around the first corner, I ran into someone, or something, and Frank and the guy whoâd been holding me 71
plowed into my back.
I looked up, and I saw a silhouette against the moon that I knew had to be
a werewolf. I froze, unable to run further. The werewolfâs voice boomed out.
âFrank, whatâs going on here?â
âUh, nothing, Dad,â Frank said quietly.
âHe was planning on feeding us to the witch,â I said.
âThe witch?â Mr. Angstrom asked. âWhat witch?â
âThe one that lives in the little green building behind the church,â I
answered.
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